The Executioner Mosquito, Fly, Wasp, Bug, Insect Swatter/Killer and Bug Zapper Racket Single Layer for Most Efficient Zapping Indoor Outdoor Long Handle

So, if, like me you've read all the reviews and are still unsure whether to buy one of these read on...... We have a caravan which is on the edge of some woodland and we are plagued with flies all day. Like most other people, I bought a couple of the electric fly bats you can get everywhere now. To be fair, they do the job if you can get the pesky little buggers into the centre grid and stun them. Then, flip the bat over and fry till smoking to ensure their demise. I arrived home last Friday to find the Amazon package awaiting. With ill concealed eagerness I ripped the cardboard asunder to reveal the The Executioner in all it's pristine glory. "Can't wait to try this up at the van" I said to the missus. She just glared back at me with the withering look all wives reserve for their spouses who go and spend 10 quid on a one pound fly bat. (In their opinion.) I was instantly impressed by the weight and feel of the device. Hmmm. No cheap Chinese toy this baby. The warning stickers were also suitably impressive. DO NOT use on other humans, sheep, bison, goats, the grumpy old git from number 27, escaping criminals or in the shower. Wow. Sounds promising. We trundled off to the van Friday evening and while the missus took the dogs out to look for roaming illegal immigrants, I slipped the two provided AA batteries into the shotgun chamber. Sorry, battery compartment. The excitement was palpable as I pressed the button, a rewarding hum worthy of Luke Skywalker's lightsabre eminated from it. This baby felt ready for action. At this point I should mention I have been involved with electricity in one way or another for most of my 60 years on the planet. So my next action will no doubt invoke bewilderment from the reader. So impressed was I with the hum of promised power I brought the killing machine closer to my right ear (I'm slightly deaf in it) to further assimilate the throbbing promise of doom. My missus came running in when she heard the scream with a "What have you done you daft bugger? And why does your ear look like it's been on the griddle pan?" Hmm. A fair question. I can remember thinking, "Argggghhhhhhhhh. I can't wait to see what this will do to a fly after the crack I've just had!" So, before long a medium sized fly appears and as usual, begins to taunt us. As I gripped my new secret weapon and s-l-o-w-l-y meandered towards the offending creature It buzzed off into the kitchen. I could swear it stuck up two legs at me. Just as I got to the fly, it took off and in sheer desperation I swiped the bat at it. HOLY CRAP! There was a bright flash of light and a crack worthy of Nikola Tesla's lightning experiments. The fly's wings blew off and it plummeted in a graceful arc straight into the sink. I looked in awe at my missus, then at the bat. Finally. A weapon of means to redress the balance. I spent most of the weekend bat in hand just looking for vile flying things to kill and with each satisfying strike I knew that at last I had found a worthy weapon in my fight against the fly. The only downside is my missus has now taken control of my bat. She stalks the decking with a demented glint in her eye just willing some cocky buzzing behemoth to come and meet its doom...... This is without doubt the finest fly bat EVER. Small flies will disintigrate on contact. Larger ones will plummet to the deck stunned, whereupon you scoop them up and fry the nasty little sods. I must add, the stench of a frying fly is not pleasant, but very rewarding, especially when served with fries and a little mayo. This is an awesome product. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. *** UPDATE *** AUGUST 2015 So, it's been a really quiet year up to now for fly extermination up at the caravan. I suspect that the boys have been warning each other away whilst sharing a nice juicy turd. "Keep away from that mad bastard at number 20 lads, he's so keen to kill us, he's even tested the bat on his own ear!" Anyway, as a man of the world, (Yes, I've those notorious books about Gray...) and, well, it got me thinking. The missus has been getting a little frisky of late and to be honest, we've tried almost everything to imbibe a little joie de vie into the bedroom proceedings. However, there are only so many times a cold can of baked beans and some Vaseline can be classed as "different", especially when used with the chopsticks and a mouldy barm cake. We came up to our little haven last Friday, and by Saturday Mrs Frisky was in overdrive. Not even the local ice cream applied with a plastering trowel was slowing her down, so, I decided radical action was called for. After plying her with several Vimto's she became a little giddy and thus, more receptive to a different kind of hanky panky, namely a little lightweight spanking. So, she disappears into the bathroom to "prepare herself" while I gallantly neck down another vodka and flu powder to face my duty.Any way, she took so bloody long to emerge I'd had time to conceal my surprise weapon and down another 4 vodka and flu powders, hic. Before she could speak, with one fluid movement, I had her bent over the wooden thingy at the foot of the bed (barbed wire previously removed) with her ample derriere high in the air. Dribbling profusely, I whipped out the Executioner, (bearing in mind my though processes are now somewhat clouded due to the alcohol consumed; plus it seemed a bloody good idea at the time) I pressed the switch and whacked her across the right cheek with it. Apparently, the scream could be heard over a mile away, (how was I to know she moisturised her arse?!) and before much time had elapsed, the site warden was hammering on the door trying to see in with his glass eye. I assured him all was well, but the pong of singeing moisturised flesh was telling another story.... The police were very understanding about the whole episode and I even gave some tips on using the Executioner to a young impressionable bobby.....

Pero es más grande y, sobretodo, más robusta que la que tenía antes. Podrías matar las moscas incluso por la fuerza bruta, con un buen raquetazo, sin miedo a que se desmonte la raqueta. He matado incluso arañitas gordas. Con mantener el botón apretado varios segundos, se quedan bien fritas. Me encanta el chisporrazo inicial. Da sensación de calidad y sin duda la volvería a comprar. Este modelo utiliza dos pilas pequeñas, con son más comunes que las medianas que utiliza el otro modelo, y te duran una eternidad. REVISIÓN: Han pasado 4 años, y la raqueta está igual que como la compré. Apenas he cambiado la batería un par de veces. Realmente dicen la verdad: está hecho para durar. Me encanta!

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Distruttiva, semplicemente inarrestabile. Dove le lampade a led blu e le piastrine non riescono, l'Executioner trionfa. Leggera ma non troppo, maneggevole per chiunque, che sia tennista o meno, potente e letale, è lo strumento definitivo per sterminare gli odiati parassiti. La mancanza della rete di protezione non la rende pericolosa per chi la usa in quanto alimentata a batterie e ovviamente non alla 220 il massimo che vi può capitare è di spaventarvi se prendete la scossa. Strumento eccezionale sia per interni che esterni, in ogni ambiente fa comunque un' ecatombe. Ricordate sempre che gli insetti possono diventare resistenti ai veleni; ma all'elettricità, quella no. PS. L'odore di bruciato che sentirete folgorando zanzare sarà il profumo di trionfo e soddisfazione.

The Executioner...〇刑執行人... 何やら物々しいネーミング...見た目ヘビーデューティな商品ですが、第一印象に違わず効果抜群です。そこらで売っている安物に比べて作りが頑丈で、長く使えそうです。けっして使い捨て商品などではありません。 捉えた瞬間、バチッッッという音とともに閃光が瞬き、蚊を瞬殺します。 個人的な使い方としては、壁などに留まっている時にこのラケットを近づけ、蚊が気がついて暴れだしラケット面に触れさせて電殺するといったパターンが多いです。もちろん、飛んでいる蚊にむけて振り付けることでも効果があります。 二次電池だと電圧が低くなる為、効果があるか心配でしたが問題なく使えています。これはオススメです。