Does this product really give you wings?

I'm a cattle farmer and wings would be awesome. After drinking about $800 of this stuff - NOTHING. On a whim I let one of my bulls, red of course, have a little taste. He was so excited. I go in and then back out a little later. And.... That bull broke through secure barn doors to, uh, stretch his wings. That red bull was enjoying his aerial view of the farm and dropping cow pies that could cause a brain injury. But boys those wings are beautiful, though. Red Bull is a nice pick up for humans. But dont let you red bulls taste it or they will be punching holes in rooves everywhere!

ASIN	B004RJ52DK
ASIN	B004RJ52DK
Age Range Description	Adult
Allergen Information	Gluten Free
Best Sellers Rank	#4,888 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ( See Top 100 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ) #115 in Energy Drinks
Brand Name	Red Bull
Container Type	Can
Customer Reviews	4.8 4.8 out of 5 stars (1,604)
Each Unit Count	20
Flavor	Original
Flavored Drink Type	Energy Drink
Item Form	Liquid
Item Package Quantity	1
Item Package Weight	0.63 Kilograms
Item Volume	7092 Milliliters
Item Weight	1.3 Pounds
Item model number	SKDDH36
Liquid Contents Description	Energy Drinks (carbonated)
Manufacturer	Red Bull
Manufacturer	Red Bull
Net Content Volume	20 Fluid Ounces
Number of Items	1
Number of Pieces	12
Package Type Name	Can
Product Dimensions	2.96 x 2.71 x 7.35 inches; 1.3 Pounds
Recommended Uses For Product	Increasing alertness and improving performance in physically or mentally demanding tasks
Special Ingredients	Taurine
Specific Uses For Product	Energy Drinks
UPC	611269133448
UPC	611269133448
Unit Count	20.0 Ounce
Units	20.0 Ounce

Red Bull Energy Drink, 20 Fl. Oz.

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