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product_id: 39709281
title: "Dont Put Dick in Machinery Prank Warning Decal 10 Pack. Funny Rude Stickers Save Your Friends from Enticing & Risky Temptations Like Wood Chippers, Coffee Grinders, Pencil Sharpeners, ATVs & Much More"
brand: "witty yeti"
price: "$366"
currency: MXN
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 8
url: https://www.desertcart.mx/products/39709281-dont-put-dick-in-machinery-prank-warning-decal-10-pack
store_origin: MX
region: Mexico
---

# Lifetime Guarantee 10 Pack Risk Prevention Dont Put Dick in Machinery Prank Warning Decal 10 Pack. Funny Rude Stickers Save Your Friends from Enticing & Risky Temptations Like Wood Chippers, Coffee Grinders, Pencil Sharpeners, ATVs & Much More

**Brand:** witty yeti
**Price:** $366
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 😂 Keep it safe, keep it funny!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Dont Put Dick in Machinery Prank Warning Decal 10 Pack. Funny Rude Stickers Save Your Friends from Enticing & Risky Temptations Like Wood Chippers, Coffee Grinders, Pencil Sharpeners, ATVs & Much More by witty yeti
- **How much does it cost?** $366 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.mx](https://www.desertcart.mx/products/39709281-dont-put-dick-in-machinery-prank-warning-decal-10-pack)

## Best For

- witty yeti enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted witty yeti brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Friendship Saver:** Keep your buddies safe from risky temptations!
- • **Humor Meets Safety:** Transform workplace safety with a laugh!
- • **Lifetime Satisfaction:** 100% money-back guarantee for peace of mind.
- • **Dismemberment Deterrent:** Mount a campaign against workplace accidents.
- • **Cost-Effective Protection:** Cheaper than the alternative—penis insurance!

## Overview

The 'Don't Put Dick in Machinery' Prank Warning Decal 10 Pack is a humorous yet practical solution for workplace safety. These funny stickers serve as a lighthearted reminder to prevent dangerous accidents, all while offering a lifetime money-back guarantee. Perfect for any shop or workplace, they provide a cost-effective way to protect your friends and coworkers from risky temptations.

## Description

How big is the sticker?This is a legit warning sticker at 3 inches tall and 6 inches long. We haven’t skimped on size. We promise you’ll be happy with it.Will this sticker last a long time?Absolutely. Made in the USA from high quality, UV and weather-resistant vinyl, your sticker will definitely stand up for the long-haul.I’ve had it with these motherf***ing dicks in the motherf***ing machinery.Why does everyone keep putting their penises in the machinery? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. Don’t do it Tom...TOM! TOM STOP. Sonofabitch I’m gonna have to clean that up now.What Are the Biggest Dangers I Need to Protect My Friends From? Definitely the fuel door on their car or truck. Don’t forget about the toaster, the vice in the garage, the vacuum cleaner, the leaf blower, their laptop, and of course the key hole on their office/apartment/dorm door. Satisfaction Assured for Life!If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply email us, and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely assure your satisfaction!

## Features

- ARE YOUR COWORKERS TOTAL MORONS? Mine are too. These stickers have saved so many dicks at our shop, it’s ri-dick-ulous. So many dicks.
- CHEAPER THAN PENIS INSURANCE. We don’t have to tell you how expensive penis insurance is. Just get these totally legit stickers and save yourself a giant wad. Of cash…
- LIFETIME MONEY BACK GUARANTEE! We stand behind all of our products. If you’re not 100% COMPLETELY SATISFIED, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
- MOUNT A CAMPAIGN AGAINST DISMEMBERMENT. You know your dumbass coworkers are going to put their dicks in that shiny new machine. Use These Stickers to Prevent that inevitable workers comp claim.
- BRO, DON’T PUT THAT THERE! Rest easy knowing you’ve properly labeled all the potential dangers of the world, keeping your friends and their first mates safe.

## Product Details

- **Brand:** Witty Yeti
- **Color:** Blue, Red, Yellow
- **Item dimensions L x W x H:** 7.09 x 3.19 x 0.31 inches
- **Recommended Uses For Product:** Stickers
- **Theme:** Prank decal
- **Cartoon Character:** Bubble
- **Special Feature:** Weatherproof
- **Number of Pieces:** 10
- **Style:** Prank
- **Reusability:** Single Use

## Images

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Could have asks for better stickers exactly as expected great quality!!!!
*by M***1 on August 19, 2019*

Seen these and HAD to have them!!!! I thought they were a little bit pricey at first but still had to have em then they came in and I realized I got 10 of them!!! Was super happy great buy for the amount and even better they’re actually pretty damn hearty stickers they’re much thicker than regular stickers these are thick stick extremely well and seem to hold up great I work in heavy industry and if they can hold up on equipment here they can hold up pretty much anywhere. Just may not wanna let anyone know exactly who put them on!!!! Lol but they look soo real that people walk by the machine 90% of the time and don’t even notice it because it looks so damn realistic and accurate specially since I put them on machines that actually make sense and have finger etc warnings not an air compressor smh idk what that’s about ⬆️ Or why one would have any warning label whatsoever on it I mean put them where you please but I’m telling you if you put them where they’res like symbols the reactions will be priceless!!!!! Lmao 🤣

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Workers Comp rate dropped immediately!
*by A***R on July 28, 2022*

We were having so many problems with dicks being in places they were not supposed to be. Numerous sign suppliers declined my request to make these signs. I kept on being told that there is no way dicks are being put into machinery, well let me tell you, they were wrong! By installing these signs around work our work place injuries drop substantially. Last week we made it 4 days without a dick being put into a machine. We figured out it was a language problem and translated the sign into Canadian and the employee fully understood. Prior to installing these sign we were on a 2 dick a day average in machinery. I am now looking for a “no microwaving fecal matter” sign.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Increased injury rates
*by A***R on May 15, 2024*

The stickers themselves work great and fit perfectly. The problem is injury rates have increased dramatically, specifically gonadial torsion ruptures.Solution:Must also include nads in the display and bring awareness to risks.

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*Product available on Desertcart Mexico*
*Store origin: MX*
*Last updated: 2026-03-09*