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📝 Speak softly, jot boldly: The notebook that says what you can't!
This 6 x 9 inch softcover notebook features 110 lined pages with snarky, non-profane quotes on alternate pages, designed to add humor and personality to your workday. Ideal as a gag gift or personal journal, it balances practicality with playful office wit, making it a top choice for Secret Santa, coworker gifts, or your own desk arsenal.









| Best Sellers Rank | 2,958 in Books ( See Top 100 in Books ) 2 in Secretarial & Office Skills 13 in Business Humour 304 in General Humour |
| Customer Reviews | 4.5 out of 5 stars 2,333 Reviews |
K**K
Funny and well-made gift
This is a funny and well-made notebook. I bought it as a gift for my mother-in-law, who is close to retirement, and she really enjoyed it. It made a great lighthearted gift and I was very happy with it overall.
O**B
Gift
Gift for fellow TAs. Made them chuckle, good paper quality (not too thin) love the page quotes
J**A
Alright
Good gift and was def liked. Good value
K**A
Best secret Santa present
Got this for my boss for secret Santa and they really liked it and thought it was funny. You can buy it for any gender. It’s a sturdy book and good price for what you get. I would recommend it for a secret Santa or someone you know that goes into meetings.
A**R
A must have notebook
This is a great note book! It has little sayings on the bottom of each page which do make me chuckle - I bought these as sticking fillers and they wrrr much appreciated
M**S
Very funny
Very amusing book. Bought as a gift and my friend loves it..
P**R
A note book primarily
I imagined not a note book but jokes on the pages. Only the second time viewing did I notice the jokes in small print at the bottom of the page
D**N
Great gift
Bought this for my manager last Christmas and he is still using it in meetings lol
L**L
A good laugh
Was bought as part of a secret Santa gift for work. The recipient found the quotes funny. You get a blank note book with rules pages and at the bottom of every second page a funny quote re work and meetings.
R**L
Not a book or booklet, just a notepad with a funny front cover....
It is actually a notepad... having read the initial description, I thought it was a humorous take on the topic. Nonetheless my wife is using it as a notepad!
M**Y
Great
This was a great gift, the sayings on the bottom of the pages were very funny,
M**A
Definitely recommend for a good laugh
This notebook is the perfect gag gift! I got it for a boss who deals with all the daily frustrations and “you can’t make this up” moments that come with workplace life, and it was a huge hit. The title alone gets a laugh, and it’s surprisingly relatable for anyone who has sat through long meetings wishing they could say what they’re really thinking. It’s a fun, lighthearted way to bring some humor into the office without crossing any lines. The quality of the notebook is good, and it’s actually usable, not just a novelty item. I If you’re looking for a funny, affordable gift for a boss, coworker, or anyone with a good sense of humor about work life, this is a great choice.
P**I
A great gift idea!!!
I love quote notebooks! I bought four different ones, and they're great. I'm going to give this one to a coworker as a gift.
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